my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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