Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
where does the pee come out of this thing
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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