Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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