Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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