The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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