Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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