Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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