And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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