Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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