NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Randomize
