I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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