New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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