You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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