I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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