This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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