Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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