I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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