Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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