Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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