Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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