Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I need water and some morals
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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