Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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