when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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