Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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