we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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