She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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