OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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