the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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