he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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