why didn't you poke me back
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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