Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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