The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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