I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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