So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Dick very happy bro
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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