she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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