So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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