thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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