About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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