i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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