i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I wish I only lived at night.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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