Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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