508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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