he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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