so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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