Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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