I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
is it fun? or sober?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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