ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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