love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
