I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I need a burrito and a hug.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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