I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
A+ Viking dick
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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