god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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