Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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