She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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