he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Swine flu is the new snow day.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Randomize