Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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