So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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