Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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