He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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